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The sellers' FINALLY got it together, submitted their paperwork to the Queens court, and on June 29th, I will sign on the dotted lines and this apartment will be MINE. ALL. MINE. Mwhah. MWhahaha. MWHAHAHHAHAHA.

...However, I'm not going to be able to move until at LEAST after 4th of July. My Lady!Boss is taking her vacation then, and as I need to take a day off in order to move (FUCK YOU NEW APARTMENT BUILDING FOR NOT ALLOWING SATURDAY MOVE INS. FUCK YOU VERY MUCH), I might not be able to GET the day off I need until she gets back. This is what happens when you're Lady!Boss's Right Hand Woman. You can't take off the same time she does, because the Universe would COLLAPSE IN ON ITSELF.

Or something.

So, for the meanwhile, it looks like I'll be crashing with a suitcase and a cot in my new place, OR just continue crashing at my friends' apartment in Da Heights. Also, my Eternal Roommate/BFF is FINALLY returning from the West Coast, although only for a few days. And as I want to spend as much time with her as I can...Yea. Fuck you apartment. The closing was suppose to be May 15th. It's fucking June 29th. Fuck you. My friend's is more important.

This whole experience has left a rather nasty taste in my mouth. Overall, it's been a fun, life-affirming lesson about how to NEVER trust what ANYONE tells you because they DON'T have their shit together and are LYING through their TEETH. And how, if you allot what you THINK is a generous amount of time for a plethora of SNAFUs, add some more time, because the best laid plans of mice and men, my friends.

The best...laid...plans...

First thing I'm doing in my new place is buy some coconut water, limes, and break out my spiced rum. Maybe I'll find a fake palm tree and some Hawaiian lights or something. Little Paper umbrellas. Maybe a lei or two. Some cheap ass throw pillows. Kick back on my camping cot in my bare ass apartment. Pretend my life is so much more awesome than it is. If anyone's in the neighborhood, you're invited, natch.

SOOOOOOOOOOOO INSTEAD OF BITCHING AND MOANING SOME MORE ABOUT RELATIVELY STUPID SHIT, HERE'S WHAT'S BEEN MY INSTANT-CHEER-NELLA-UPER SINCE THIS MORNING!:

Date: 2010-06-22 02:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ncc-gqmf.livejournal.com
The good news is, I'll be back in time to celebrate your housewarming! :D?

Date: 2010-06-22 02:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grey-bard.livejournal.com
If you want me to liven up your "My life should be more awesome than this" party with souffle, just say the word.

Date: 2010-06-22 06:41 am (UTC)
ext_26836: BEES! (Emoti: LOLOL)
From: [identity profile] mellifluous-ink.livejournal.com
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

soo-fl. It's sillier that way.

Date: 2010-06-22 02:56 am (UTC)
ext_3167: Happiness is a dragon in formaldehyde  (Pfine with wee Kirk)
From: [identity profile] puckling.livejournal.com
OH MY GOD I LOVE THAT VID. Did you look at her other stuff?

Date: 2010-06-22 06:38 am (UTC)
ext_26836: BEES! (Default)
From: [identity profile] mellifluous-ink.livejournal.com
First thing I'm doing in my new place is buy some coconut water, limes, and break out my spiced rum. Maybe I'll find a fake palm tree and some Hawaiian lights or something. Little Paper umbrellas. Maybe a lei or two. Some cheap ass throw pillows. Kick back on my camping cot in my bare ass apartment. Pretend my life is so much more awesome than it is. If anyone's in the neighborhood, you're invited, natch.


...THAT IS SO HADES.

Date: 2010-06-22 10:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] l-loire.livejournal.com
Better late than never, I suppose--regardless, once you're in, we'll have to talk and make plans for your return here or our visit to you. 3 hours away should not be so difficult. It'll just be a matter of finding an open weekend.

Date: 2010-06-23 05:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buhhhfaluffalo.livejournal.com
hoooorah for things getting semi more together? 8D

Also, that video is a life-affirming experience. just sayin'.

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