EEE!! EEEEEEEE!! EEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Ozma/Dorothy femmeslash! I finally found Oz femmeslash!!!!!

That is a glorious thing.

....eh?

Aug. 27th, 2005 11:24 pm
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whatthefuck?

Er...found this in the misc. movie section at fanfiction.net. Maybe...you can understand how you can have a fanfic before the movie. Cause it's kinda boggling my mind...




You May Kiss the Bride
by Cryptic Ragdoll
[Corpse Bride] What if Victor had married the Corpse Bride? This is a story of what would of happened if Victor drank the magic poison... Rated M for sexuality



Hubbah-WHA?!?!?!?
Many, many things to update about, like camp, and geekdom, and the creation of my website, etc. All sorts of things I just don't have time for just yet, but I would like to point this out to all my Wonka fans out there. I heart Depp's Wonka HARD, but, my gentle readers, he was created a monster in the fandom world. This I found whilst surfing fanfiction.net:

2005 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Charlie pleads with Wonka to take in a girl freezing to death outside the factory. But what are the consequences? WWOC

Yea, you know [livejournal.com profile] singealiene pic of mamary Erik, the phantom of the opera? Well, she's going to have to draw a new one featuring Willy Wonka. Gentle readers, a Willy Wonka "Isolated man takes in orphan who teaches him how to luv" line of fanfic has finally begun. That is right, my phans, Wonka is the new Phantom.

May the LORD have mercy on our souls.
Holy Shit, Full Metal Alchemist, Slash and PHANTOM OF THE OPERA, together as ONE?!?!

FUCKING FANGIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOU HARD!!!!!!!!

Look, FMA fangirls of the world: you can slash Roy and Ed all you want, whatever, don't care, power to you and their pedophilic relationship, I'm not listening, blah blah...

BUT DRAW ROY AS THE PHANTOM AND ED AS SOME WEIRD CHRISTINE/RAOUL HYBRID?!!

NO! NAY! CEASE! DESIST!! Fuck OFF!!

There are some crossovers that should NEVER BE.


behold...it BURNS my SOUL. )
"It seems we may have a spark of hope… she's not the least bit frightened of me. In fact, I think… she seems to fancy me a bit. Or at least she's not running from the castle screaming in terror." Rayven explained as best he could.

So, never minding the fact that this is a HORRIBLE fic (point one: the Beast's name is Rayven. Rayven. WTF?!), poor old RAYVEN seems to think that it's a single step from "running from the castle screaming in terror" to "fancying". Poor old Rayven obviously doesn't read girls very well.

With the help of my enternal roommate [livejournal.com profile] singealiene I would like to present for you, the kind readers of my Livejournal, the many steps between "running from the castle screaming in terror" to "fancying":

1) Running from the castle, screaming in terror.

2)overt fear

3) Hiding under the bed

4) cautiously venturing out of the bedroom but only when in need of food

5) Slamming door in fit of teenage angst rage

6)sharp dislike

7)coldly ignoring the other's presence

8)dislike

9)mild dislike

10) Air of Discomfort when in the same room/ casual avoidance

11) Avoiding eye contact at dinner table while politely laughing

12) tolerence

13) Thinks is "okay"

14) Mild appreciation

15) nonchalant greeting

16) "Getting to know you" phase

17) Casual friendship

18) Recommending favorite books/reading poetry together

19) actaul friendship

20) Non-sexual activities, like making popcorn or a building a snowman!

21) Genuine affection

and finally....

22) Fancying.

And after this point, there's nothing but guilt and RAW RAW SEX!!!!


...Why does Marie Noire fill my life with such insane glee?

and here's the link, just so then you see what I mean...that is, if you can stomach it.
http://www.geocities.com/red_velvet_rose/beautybeast.html

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