I know, right? It's like...this can't be real. This can't be. I mean, we have Ethics Boards for a reason. I want to be wrong. I really, really want this to be a horrible misunderstanding, that this is somehow a necessary procedure for the girls' health and well-being.

I'm going to keep hoping it's totally not legit. Because cultural female genital mutilation is horrendous, but this would just be--

No. Can't even.