QUICK! WE MUST APPEASE THE BLOOD LUST OF THE FLOOR GODS!

[ink_n_imp]

Me: *Sitting in my bed, telling my roommate about my plans for the weekend as she's doing something crafty right outside my bedroom WHEN SUDDENLY!--*

muneybags6: AAAAH! AAAAH! AH EXACTO IN THE THIGH! AH EXACTO!! GAH AH!

Me: *Silence. I get out of bed. Peer around the coat rack. Roommate is clutching thigh.*

muneybags6: *grins, sheepishly* It's ok. It was only a little nick.

Me: *Stares. Returns to bed.*

EDIT And now I'm in bed with an English Flop bunny named Dog that's just been dumped on my lap while my roomie works on his cage.


EDIT 2: And now my roommate is outside my room, fighting with the cage, and muttering things like "Gah!" "Fit!" "Come on!" "Cock!" quite sharply under her breathe.

Comments

[unavee.livejournal.com]

omg you had me imagining a femoral artery geyser D:

[mellifluous-ink.livejournal.com]

'COCK' is quite possibly up there with 'SON OF BITCHES' and 'PESTILENT SON OF A REDCAP WHORE' in terms of Most Awesome Curse Expletives Ever.

[kathynancygirl.livejournal.com]

LOL too funny