ink_n_imp ([personal profile] ink_n_imp) wrote2009-08-05 11:06 am

Excuse me, but where can I find the nuclear wessels?

Russian subs spotted off of U.S. coast

RUSS-IA...I know you've been feeling all left out and stuff ever since we decided you weren't REALLY a threat anymore, just more of an older sister who makes life difficult for us, but we have ENOUGH countries who-hate-us-and-want-us-dead to worry about! I mean it, there's NO reason to be hanging 200 miles of the U.S. Eastern seaboard in a nuclear sub now, is there?

EDIT: OH SNAP.

"'If Russia feels as though they want to take some of these old aircraft out of mothballs and get them flying again, that's their decision,' a State Department spokesman said then."

What a cock slap, State Department.
ext_52676: (tophat & cigar)

[identity profile] swankyfunk.livejournal.com 2009-08-05 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Russia's like a stalker chick now.

[identity profile] ink-n-imp.livejournal.com 2009-08-05 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Yea, I'm sure Uncle Sam's all like "GUYS, I TOTALLY BLOCKED HER ON AIM AND F-LOCK EVERYTHING, BUT SHE GOT AROUND IT. SHE JUST KEEPS GOING ON AND ON ABOUT HOW I DON'T CARE ABOUT HER INTELLIGENCE ANYMORE, THAT ALL I EVER TALK ABOUT IS NORTH KOREA/IRAN. DUDE, WHY DOESN'T SHE GET THAT IT'S OVER??"