Excuse me, but where can I find the nuclear wessels?

[ink_n_imp]

Russian subs spotted off of U.S. coast

RUSS-IA...I know you've been feeling all left out and stuff ever since we decided you weren't REALLY a threat anymore, just more of an older sister who makes life difficult for us, but we have ENOUGH countries who-hate-us-and-want-us-dead to worry about! I mean it, there's NO reason to be hanging 200 miles of the U.S. Eastern seaboard in a nuclear sub now, is there?

EDIT: OH SNAP.

"'If Russia feels as though they want to take some of these old aircraft out of mothballs and get them flying again, that's their decision,' a State Department spokesman said then."

What a cock slap, State Department.

Comments

[wheres-walnut.livejournal.com]

I saw this and said, "OH MY GOD." embarrassingly loud. WTF Russia?

[ink-n-imp.livejournal.com]

Yea, WTF just about covers it. Like, seriously, the Atlantic side? I mean, I can totally see a Russia sub hanging around America near Alaska, but on the east coast? What is the, the Hunt for Red October? Eesh!

[wheres-walnut.livejournal.com]

They were just going for a little field trip... AROUND THE FUCKING WORLD. I know that the Biden comments were completely uncalled for (another wtf moment) but jeez. Let's all be friends and not play hide and go battleship in the Atlantic.

[swankyfunk.livejournal.com]

Russia's like a stalker chick now.

[ink-n-imp.livejournal.com]

Yea, I'm sure Uncle Sam's all like "GUYS, I TOTALLY BLOCKED HER ON AIM AND F-LOCK EVERYTHING, BUT SHE GOT AROUND IT. SHE JUST KEEPS GOING ON AND ON ABOUT HOW I DON'T CARE ABOUT HER INTELLIGENCE ANYMORE, THAT ALL I EVER TALK ABOUT IS NORTH KOREA/IRAN. DUDE, WHY DOESN'T SHE GET THAT IT'S OVER??"

[theantiview.livejournal.com]

Wasn't there a movie about a Russian sub that broke down off the coast of the US and all they wanted was to get back home but the thing was just broken (And cause its a movie they had to have a pointless romance between a Russian soldier and a US woman)? THAT is what I thought of when I read your headline. Which just shows you how little Russia is a threat if the first impulse can be "Aww, lookie the cute widdle Russians, all lost and away from home."

[ink-n-imp.livejournal.com]

Heh, see, my brain went "PLZ TO BE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER?"

*LOVES that movie*

[puckling.livejournal.com]

Sometimes Russia makes me lol, but it's a bit of an uneasy lol really...

(mostly because I am not entirely convinced that Putin isn't secretly a James Bond villain and going to come for us all in the night. An idea that is both amusing and terrifying.)

[wheres-walnut.livejournal.com]

I think 'uneasy lol' really covers it.

[pasty-pants.livejournal.com]

I.... think im too scared to click those links O.o