ink_n_imp | Excuse me, but where can I find the nuclear wessels?

Russian subs spotted off of U.S. coast

RUSS-IA...I know you've been feeling all left out and stuff ever since we decided you weren't REALLY a threat anymore, just more of an older sister who makes life difficult for us, but we have ENOUGH countries who-hate-us-and-want-us-dead to worry about! I mean it, there's NO reason to be hanging 200 miles of the U.S. Eastern seaboard in a nuclear sub now, is there?

EDIT: OH SNAP.

"'If Russia feels as though they want to take some of these old aircraft out of mothballs and get them flying again, that's their decision,' a State Department spokesman said then."

What a cock slap, State Department.