Excuse me, but where can I find the nuclear wessels?

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Russian subs spotted off of U.S. coast

RUSS-IA...I know you've been feeling all left out and stuff ever since we decided you weren't REALLY a threat anymore, just more of an older sister who makes life difficult for us, but we have ENOUGH countries who-hate-us-and-want-us-dead to worry about! I mean it, there's NO reason to be hanging 200 miles of the U.S. Eastern seaboard in a nuclear sub now, is there?

EDIT: OH SNAP.

"'If Russia feels as though they want to take some of these old aircraft out of mothballs and get them flying again, that's their decision,' a State Department spokesman said then."

What a cock slap, State Department.

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Wasn't there a movie about a Russian sub that broke down off the coast of the US and all they wanted was to get back home but the thing was just broken (And cause its a movie they had to have a pointless romance between a Russian soldier and a US woman)? THAT is what I thought of when I read your headline. Which just shows you how little Russia is a threat if the first impulse can be "Aww, lookie the cute widdle Russians, all lost and away from home."

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Heh, see, my brain went "PLZ TO BE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER?"

*LOVES that movie*