ROOMMATE CATHOLIC FAIL!!!
Apr. 5th, 2009 11:12 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ink_n_impMy roommate, ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
muneybags6, was raised as Catholic as me, which means long, brutal years of shame, guilt, and plaid. I mean, I've know this chick since we were wee little first graders in a class of 36 other impressionable souls wearing pleated jumpers and shit.
So imagine my GOBSMACKED face whenandic213 begins yelling from the other room: "ANTONELLA!! CATHOLIC FAIL!!! CATHOLIC FAIL!!"
Me: *intrigued, rises from bed* What?
andic213: Your roommate thought this Friday was called Black Friday! CATHOLIC FAIL!
muneybags6: I thought it was Black Friday!...but that's that shopping day after Thanksgiving.
Me: ...SERIOUSLY?
andic213: It's Good Friday! Catholic FAIL!!!!
Me: ....SERIOUSLY?! THE JEW KNEW IT WAS CALLED GOOD FRIDAY AND YOU DIDN'T? CATHOLIC FAIL!!!!
Seriously, muneybags. You didn't make the baby Jesus cry, but he's certainly sighing and shaking his head sadly. FOR SHAME.
EDIT OF SHAME: I wrote "GODSMACKED" instead of "GOBSMACKED".
...Though, honestly, Godsmacked is, dare I say, more fitting.
muneybags6, was raised as Catholic as me, which means long, brutal years of shame, guilt, and plaid. I mean, I've know this chick since we were wee little first graders in a class of 36 other impressionable souls wearing pleated jumpers and shit. So imagine my GOBSMACKED face when
andic213 begins yelling from the other room: "ANTONELLA!! CATHOLIC FAIL!!! CATHOLIC FAIL!!"Me: *intrigued, rises from bed* What?
andic213: Your roommate thought this Friday was called Black Friday! CATHOLIC FAIL!muneybags6: I thought it was Black Friday!...but that's that shopping day after Thanksgiving.Me: ...SERIOUSLY?
andic213: It's Good Friday! Catholic FAIL!!!!Me: ....SERIOUSLY?! THE JEW KNEW IT WAS CALLED GOOD FRIDAY AND YOU DIDN'T? CATHOLIC FAIL!!!!
Seriously, muneybags. You didn't make the baby Jesus cry, but he's certainly sighing and shaking his head sadly. FOR SHAME.
EDIT OF SHAME: I wrote "GODSMACKED" instead of "GOBSMACKED".
...Though, honestly, Godsmacked is, dare I say, more fitting.
