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1) IS ACTUALLY QUITE ENJOYABLE--if you can pretend that is this a story about a chap that just HAPPENS to have the same name as Sherlock Holmes, possesses some of his characteristics, but is other wise AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT PERSON REALLY.
You know, sort of like in that Constantine movie.
2) I THOUGHT HOLMES AND WATSON COULDN'T BE ANY GAYER FOR EACH OTHER. I stand corrected.
3) SOMEONE READ REX STOUT'S "WATSON WAS A WOMAN" SPEECH AND THOUGHT IT WAS A JOLLY GOOD THEORY.
4) JUDE LAW!WATSON. YOU. MY PANTS. NOW.
5) On that note--so good to see that Watson's limp from his bullet wound from Afghanistan DOESN'T STOP HIM FROM KICKING ASS AND TAKING NAMES.
6) WATSON. KICKS ASS. LITERALLY. I should not have enjoyed that as much as I did BUT OH I DID.
7A) Dear Mary, Watson's fiancee--not very developed at all, however, was able to see the hint of your awesomeness regardless. STILL AMUSED YOU COME TO TERMS WITH THE FACT YOU SHARE YOUR HUSBAND WITH HISHOMOSEXUAL HETEROSEXUAL HOMOSEXUAL HIS LIFE MATE.
7B) Irene. I enjoyed your criminal competence.
8) LOL THE VILLAIN LOOKS MORE LIKE HOLMES THAN HOLMES DOES.
9) I SEE HOW YOU SET UP FOR A SEQUEL THAR, MOVIE.
10) H/W BANTER. EXCUSE ME. I NEED TO GO AND DIE A BIT FROM THE AWESOME SAUCE SILLY TIMES.
11) A FUCKING COMPETENT WATSON. THIS. \O/!!!
12) SHINY, SHINY (...or make that dirty) 1880'S LONDON. WELL DONE.
13) *DIES* OH GOD HOLMES STOP JUMPING INTO THE THAMES YOUR SKIN IS GOING TO FALL OFF FROM ALL THE DISEASES UGH.
14) LOL MAGIC! PSYCH!
15) TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN; IT'S NOT HOLMES, BUT I WANT SOME MORE. LOVE, NELLA.
16) ...So, that preview of the Clash of the Titans remake. WHO WANTS TO WATCH THE ORIGINAL WITH ME? I need some old school god-dickery and stop motion animation, STAT.
17) The soundtrack was to die for. DO WANT.
Now I need to go to bed. Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.
You know, sort of like in that Constantine movie.
2) I THOUGHT HOLMES AND WATSON COULDN'T BE ANY GAYER FOR EACH OTHER. I stand corrected.
3) SOMEONE READ REX STOUT'S "WATSON WAS A WOMAN" SPEECH AND THOUGHT IT WAS A JOLLY GOOD THEORY.
4) JUDE LAW!WATSON. YOU. MY PANTS. NOW.
5) On that note--so good to see that Watson's limp from his bullet wound from Afghanistan DOESN'T STOP HIM FROM KICKING ASS AND TAKING NAMES.
6) WATSON. KICKS ASS. LITERALLY. I should not have enjoyed that as much as I did BUT OH I DID.
7A) Dear Mary, Watson's fiancee--not very developed at all, however, was able to see the hint of your awesomeness regardless. STILL AMUSED YOU COME TO TERMS WITH THE FACT YOU SHARE YOUR HUSBAND WITH HIS
7B) Irene. I enjoyed your criminal competence.
8) LOL THE VILLAIN LOOKS MORE LIKE HOLMES THAN HOLMES DOES.
9) I SEE HOW YOU SET UP FOR A SEQUEL THAR, MOVIE.
10) H/W BANTER. EXCUSE ME. I NEED TO GO AND DIE A BIT FROM THE AWESOME SAUCE SILLY TIMES.
11) A FUCKING COMPETENT WATSON. THIS. \O/!!!
12) SHINY, SHINY (...or make that dirty) 1880'S LONDON. WELL DONE.
13) *DIES* OH GOD HOLMES STOP JUMPING INTO THE THAMES YOUR SKIN IS GOING TO FALL OFF FROM ALL THE DISEASES UGH.
14) LOL MAGIC! PSYCH!
15) TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN; IT'S NOT HOLMES, BUT I WANT SOME MORE. LOVE, NELLA.
16) ...So, that preview of the Clash of the Titans remake. WHO WANTS TO WATCH THE ORIGINAL WITH ME? I need some old school god-dickery and stop motion animation, STAT.
17) The soundtrack was to die for. DO WANT.
Now I need to go to bed. Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.
