*GOUGES EYEBALLS!!!!*

[ink_n_imp]

After being trapped in the Smithhaven Mall all day, I have come to the realization that should I end up in Hell, I know EXACTLY what it will be like.

It will be a tropical paradise. But a tropical paradise I will be unable to enjoy, because ALL there will be to wear will be white capris, halter tops, and flimsy bathing suits who's sole purpose is for artful and sexually appealing lounging, and not ACTUAL swimming. Oh, and there will be no alcohol in which to drown my woes in, for it will also be a TEETOTAL tropical paradise.

*SHUDDERS*

GOD I HATE SHOPPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[cherry-stems.livejournal.com]

FRIDAY NIGHT. you down for green cactus, coronas & beach? i don't know when yet, i have to finalize with heather, but you should totally come. it'll be good times.

[acridmelanthe.livejournal.com]

Clearly we need to go shopping together, my dear.

[ink-n-imp.livejournal.com]

And please, not at the Smithhaven mall. I love period clothing. I love costume shopping. I positively can NOT STAND SHOPPING for real life. :(

[acridmelanthe.livejournal.com]

It's amazing what you can put together using thrift stores, Target, Hot Topic and sewing-machine modification.