Drunken debauchery, Nella Style!

[ink_n_imp]

I am very, very amused by what my beer-addled mind deems URGENT and IMPORTANT enough to scribble on my hand while on the subway. I woke up to find

"WRITE THIS [illegible] I S* Compared to Green Knight [illegible] others before"

scrawled all over the back of my hand.

Some people dance on table tops when drunk. Some people hook up with strangers and have bad (or good!) sex. Some people have even been know to put lampshades on their heads.

I compose psuedo-scholarly literary essays.

Wish I remembered what the "others before" referred to, but think that the illegible word between "knight" and "others" may have been the cipher, now lost forever. Ah well. I'm just going to pretend like it was brilliant.


First-thing-in-the-morning post is first thing in the morning.


*refers to Innocent Smith from Chesterton's "Man Alive"

Comments

[toddpage.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahaha.

Look at you and your badass drunky self.

Also, I love that you made this post a lolcat-esque caption.

[innocentsmith.livejournal.com]

Well, hey, I think that'd be a fascinating essay. But that was sort of a foregone conclusion.

Lampshades on your head are vastly overrated. I mean, they're usually a bit dusty, and they don't come off their lamps all that easily: you sometimes have to unscrew them, which is more work when drunk than one normally wants to attempt.