Star Trek: First Gut Reaction!!
May. 8th, 2009 01:44 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ink_n_impAfter seeing it TWICE (7p and 10p baby!!), all I can coherently think to say right now (in the least spoilery way) is:
1) I WANT TO NOM ON THE ENTIRE USS ENTERPRISE.
2) I want to punch all those IDIOTS in the face who complained in their early reviews that Spock was too emotional. HAVE YOU SEEN THE ORIGINAL SERIES??? LET ME SHOW YOU IT, AND YOU WILL SEE THAT SPOCK HAS A PISS POOR HOLD ON HIS EMOTIONS AT SOME VERY KEY MOMENTS, AND I THINK ONCE YOU CONTEMPLATE WHAT JJ ABRAMS HAS DONE TO OUR DEAR SPOCK, YOU CAN FORGIVE HIM LOSING HIS VULCAN COOL, YOU HEARTLESS BASTARDS.
3) In regards to 2....dude? What the fuck is Spock suppose to do now when Pon Farr hits? OH SNAP.
4) ...and in regards to 2 again: *wibbles and holds Spock*
5) OH CAPTAIN, MY CAPTAIN. MR. PINE, YOU ARE JAMES TIBERIUS KIRK. Watch the last scene, guys, and TELL ME YOU DO NOT SEE SHATNER!KIRK WHEN SHATNER WAS AT HIS FINEST.
6) ON THAT NOTE. McCoy. I wanna jump your bones doubly so now, k thanks Karl Urban. SERIOUSLY. STOP BEING SUCH AN ATTRACTIVELY SNARKY ANGRY SOUTHERN WOOBIE. NO, SRSLY, STOP IT.
7) Back to Kirk and bones in general. He should have broken all but, like, 3 bones in this movie. OW. DAMN. *WINCE* AGGH STOP THROWING YOURSELF AROUND!!!
8) EVERYTHING has changed, guys, and yet, Nothing Has. Our boys, our crew, our ship, our mission? Only the world has shifted, and I can't wait to see what it brings.
9) Oh, and stop hating on Chekov's Russian accent. Haters.
CONCLUSION: THIS AIN'T MAH MAMMA'S TREK, AND I CAN'T WAIT FOR MORE.
Old!Spock: So, you know how, over a long life of trial and tribulation, and with the truest friendship a person can be so lucky to find, you finally resolve all that angst of being born of two worlds, and find your place and inner joy and peace?
Young!Spock: Well, I hope one day to find that--
Old!Spock: Yea well, you've got to do all that now. Like, RIGHT NOW. No, Not even talking post-Khan--don't ask--I mean NOW. So there's Kirk, get on that.
Young!Spock: O_o
OK. IMMAGONNAGOPASSOUTNOWKTNXBYE.
1) I WANT TO NOM ON THE ENTIRE USS ENTERPRISE.
2) I want to punch all those IDIOTS in the face who complained in their early reviews that Spock was too emotional. HAVE YOU SEEN THE ORIGINAL SERIES??? LET ME SHOW YOU IT, AND YOU WILL SEE THAT SPOCK HAS A PISS POOR HOLD ON HIS EMOTIONS AT SOME VERY KEY MOMENTS, AND I THINK ONCE YOU CONTEMPLATE WHAT JJ ABRAMS HAS DONE TO OUR DEAR SPOCK, YOU CAN FORGIVE HIM LOSING HIS VULCAN COOL, YOU HEARTLESS BASTARDS.
3) In regards to 2....dude? What the fuck is Spock suppose to do now when Pon Farr hits? OH SNAP.
4) ...and in regards to 2 again: *wibbles and holds Spock*
5) OH CAPTAIN, MY CAPTAIN. MR. PINE, YOU ARE JAMES TIBERIUS KIRK. Watch the last scene, guys, and TELL ME YOU DO NOT SEE SHATNER!KIRK WHEN SHATNER WAS AT HIS FINEST.
6) ON THAT NOTE. McCoy. I wanna jump your bones doubly so now, k thanks Karl Urban. SERIOUSLY. STOP BEING SUCH AN ATTRACTIVELY SNARKY ANGRY SOUTHERN WOOBIE. NO, SRSLY, STOP IT.
7) Back to Kirk and bones in general. He should have broken all but, like, 3 bones in this movie. OW. DAMN. *WINCE* AGGH STOP THROWING YOURSELF AROUND!!!
8) EVERYTHING has changed, guys, and yet, Nothing Has. Our boys, our crew, our ship, our mission? Only the world has shifted, and I can't wait to see what it brings.
9) Oh, and stop hating on Chekov's Russian accent. Haters.
CONCLUSION: THIS AIN'T MAH MAMMA'S TREK, AND I CAN'T WAIT FOR MORE.
Old!Spock: So, you know how, over a long life of trial and tribulation, and with the truest friendship a person can be so lucky to find, you finally resolve all that angst of being born of two worlds, and find your place and inner joy and peace?
Young!Spock: Well, I hope one day to find that--
Old!Spock: Yea well, you've got to do all that now. Like, RIGHT NOW. No, Not even talking post-Khan--don't ask--I mean NOW. So there's Kirk, get on that.
Young!Spock: O_o
OK. IMMAGONNAGOPASSOUTNOWKTNXBYE.
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Date: 2009-05-08 08:07 am (UTC)YAY NEW SHOW TO GEEK OVER!!!! XDDD
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Date: 2009-05-08 10:32 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-05-08 02:08 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-05-08 06:10 pm (UTC)I'm glad you liked it, I'm really looking forward to seeing it (hopefully this weekend).
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Date: 2009-05-08 06:37 pm (UTC)SQUEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date: 2009-05-14 06:20 am (UTC)