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[ink_n_imp]

Well, tis interesting to say the least. Super leaping CERTAINLY isn't flying *ponsai...*, but it seems that, like singealiene, I too am a coward that runs away. I mean, super leaping? Invisibility?

*in some crazy superhero world, INK'N'IMP defends the last bastion of humanity!*

MONSTER: GGGGGRRRRAAAAAHHHHHGGGGGGGGGG!! *LASAR BEAMS!!!*

The Great Schism (or, what my superhero name would be): *drools in terror* er... *invisibly leaps to safety. Six states over.*

Board of Humanity Alterers Scientist: Well, back to the drawing board...

*goes back to work on Captain America*

So, fear not! For The Horror (aka singealiene) and The Great Schism (aka ink_n_imp) will always be there, to protect, serve, and run away like frightened little girls!

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