ink_n_imp | Because I'm sitting here in a Sternie lab...

My parents left an ungodly amount of rope in my room. They had meant to use it to secure the frig in the car or something of that nature, but then either realized they had no need for it/forgot all about it. Regardless, I still am left with an ungodly amount of rope left sitting on my desk.

So this is a shout out to anyone who needs rope. Can't lasso that runaway calf? Having trouble hanging an anvil outside your window in order to drop on some unsuspecting victim? Finding it difficult to suspend meat from the ceiling? Desire to rerig your sailing boat? Need to tie down that human sacrifice? I'm your girl. Just drop me a line, and I'll drop you yours.

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