This is pathetic...

I can't sleep because all I can think about is how amazing my beautiful load of boc choy is going to taste slightly boiled and then sauted in coconut oil and pineapple rum, and after that, mixed with some whole wheat pasta. I am THIS CLOSE to making it now, but I can't cause it's all I have for dinner tomorrow.

Add a Italian assignment straight from hell, (I have to write 15 lines of a song full of commands either about a political situation or a person you have issues with, and set it to any song that strikes my fancy. I want to write it for my brother, but right now I can't think of how to translate "Don't use my computer to look for porn!", what what motherfucking song to set this motherfucking bullshit too. *SIGH*) and I may as well give up on those forty winks (though really I can only hope for something like, 17) and, I donno. DRAW SOMETHING. AGAIN.

You ALL need a little QI in your life.

QI, or Quite Interesting, is a british show hosted by Stephen Fry that is fucking amazing and is hilarious as well. Here be some of my favorites. It's a pretty much a fake quiz show, where the players are asked questions SO HARD, so OBSCURE, their bullshit is most times is better than the actual answer. ^_^


The beginning of the show, clowns, and masturbating medical students. And fears. Which I think Two of the previous three subjects rather go hand in hand with the last bit.

You think Pluto's gotten the bum wrap? In this clip, Earth's 2, no, 5, no...er...the moon(s) of Earth

And here we have a discussion of Barbara Streisand's 'Stache, James Bond and Homosexuals, and the oldest man of the bible.

and Here, the art of the Blowjob.