I have looked the black abyss of Hell in the face--

It is having your mother call you at 7:45am on a SATURDAY to discuss your MONEY MATTERS.


YOU KNOW I CAN BARELY MANAGE THE HIGHER BRAIN POWER TO DISCUSS MY FINANCES WHEN AT MY BEST!! BUT 7:45 AM ON A SATURDAY!?!?


*CRIES*

Oh God, I need a Jeeves.

Happy Little Working Song!

So, this Christmas, my mother gave me two dish towels, one that said "Naughty", and one that said "Nice". Except, my roommate, in a freak accident, managed to burn to hell the "Nice" dish towel. So now, in the Apartment of the Apocalypse, we can no longer be Nice--only Naughty.

(...not like we were Nice before.)

(......but it's still the thought that counts, AMIRITE?)

Oh MAN does this place need a serious cleaning. Every time I look around to try to determine where to begin, my soul shudders to its' deepest, darkest depths.

*puts on some Disney cleaning music and Gets To It*


In other news, I am tickled pink, PINK I TELL YOU, over how popular "BFF Nella" seems to be becoming in the Nostalgia Chick video comments. WOOHOO GUYS! I'm the sidekick of an internet personality! Go Me!

And whilst I wait for the floor to dry,,,

IMPORTANT EDIT:

Real Life necessitates me getting beat up by other people with fake weapons tomorrow in Brooklyn at 11 am. where and wherefore can be found here; you are of course free to roll with me as I have le car. BUT WHO'S IN??? COME ON, YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO BE CREATIVELY ANACHRONISTIC!!!

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I starting to get that itch in my fingers to chop my hair off again; I'm impressed, actually, my hair made it all the way to the top of my scapula this time! Usually it doesn't get past my collar before it gets the ax. (A habit of mine that drove my high school drama teacher UP THE FRICKEN WALL...best year EVER was when I convinced her that I should TOTALLY get my hair cut short to play Tranio in "Taming of the Shrew" XD )

But question, o flist, and I suppose mainly to those of you who have seen me; honestly, do I look better with short hair, or long? Should I fight the urge and let my hair grow some more, or should I just take shears and have at again? Ok, and yes, I am taking into account that I am cheap and get only halfway decent haircuts to begin with (though my last bob was very good I thought!)

I am be able to scrounge of pic or two for those of you uncertain but still wanting to add your two cents. But every time I get to this point, I realize I REALLY don't know which style looks more flattering...or should I say, less unflattering.

Sigh.