ink_n_imp | Another weekend

Another trip to Long Island!! This weekend trip, however, was so that I might join my family in the joyous celebration of the birth of my mother. "How OLD is your Mother?" you might ask, and I can honestly say that I have no fucking idea--I justify this position with the fact that my MOTHER didn't know how old she was.

So, PSH.

While there, I was coerced into mowing the lawn.* While in the act, I was stung by a bee on the ear.

At this point, I would like to give a big old "WTF?!?" to the bee. WTF MATE!?!?

He stung me, and there I was thinking for sure that I had mowed over a nest or something and that that single sting was only the prelude to a very very nasty reward for doing chores, but NOTHING came. There were no other bees. Just that one. Just that ONE ROUGE BEE. Well, I hope you got your jollies, mister bee, cause if biology has taught me anything, it's that you, my friend, are now a DEAD BEE.

Damn straight.

Other than that, I did homework, ate food, fixed the printer, and played with my cat. Over all, a productive weekend.

*: This is a dirty, dirty lie. My father asked my brother to do it and I volunteered, cause I am an Uber-dork like that.