Announcing my soon to be MIA status...
Aug. 11th, 2006 11:48 pmWell, terribly sorry to disappoint you all, but come 5:30 am, I will be off on another thrilling(?) family vacation!! That's right, Nella and the gang are going into the exciting, tantalizing wilds of...
...Ohio?
Curse Ohio for having the only Airstream Factory East of the Mississippi! Curse my father for smashing the side of the RV, requiring it to be taken back to the factory, which be in Ohio! And curse my long term memory loss, which playfully makes me forget all the reasons from the LAST family vacation as to why I'd rather not go on the next one!
...This is what happens, when one is raised by Sicilians. The all encompassing "Family" ALWAYS overpowers one's Better Judgement. Family Vacations become one's Duty, your Code--either you suffer or die.*
Well, as consolation, I am totally taking J&W books and drawing supplies and my computer with my loverly "From Eroica with Love" CDs and if more fanfics don't come out of this next week then my pain will have been for naught!
Looks like I'll be back Saturday, completely missing the opening of "Snakes on a Plane". My sorrow at the thought has no bottom, my keening, no consolation. Enjoy opening night, my dearest friends. Be badass motherfuckers, and after bashing in the skull of the last snake standing, shed a tear in remembrance of me. Glasses raised in my honor will also be accepted, and appreciated.
I GO!! FORWARD TO OHIO!!! *HEROIC POSE!!!*
*Actually, I AM rather fond of my family. We just fight and scream at each other like cats and dogs fighting an epic, apocalypic battle to end all battles. And who love each other dearly. Again, it's the Sicilian thing, fighting with the Sicilians you live with and are rather fond of.
...Ohio?
Curse Ohio for having the only Airstream Factory East of the Mississippi! Curse my father for smashing the side of the RV, requiring it to be taken back to the factory, which be in Ohio! And curse my long term memory loss, which playfully makes me forget all the reasons from the LAST family vacation as to why I'd rather not go on the next one!
...This is what happens, when one is raised by Sicilians. The all encompassing "Family" ALWAYS overpowers one's Better Judgement. Family Vacations become one's Duty, your Code--either you suffer or die.*
Well, as consolation, I am totally taking J&W books and drawing supplies and my computer with my loverly "From Eroica with Love" CDs and if more fanfics don't come out of this next week then my pain will have been for naught!
Looks like I'll be back Saturday, completely missing the opening of "Snakes on a Plane". My sorrow at the thought has no bottom, my keening, no consolation. Enjoy opening night, my dearest friends. Be badass motherfuckers, and after bashing in the skull of the last snake standing, shed a tear in remembrance of me. Glasses raised in my honor will also be accepted, and appreciated.
I GO!! FORWARD TO OHIO!!! *HEROIC POSE!!!*
*Actually, I AM rather fond of my family. We just fight and scream at each other like cats and dogs fighting an epic, apocalypic battle to end all battles. And who love each other dearly. Again, it's the Sicilian thing, fighting with the Sicilians you live with and are rather fond of.