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ink_n_imp1) Mix every disney character you've ever know EVER.
2) Have me and my friends replay our Halloween roles of all the Characters from Disney's Sleeping Beauty.
3) Have Aurora (![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
sirenofaverne) get kidnapped by some as-yet-totally-unnamed-shadowy-evil.
4) Have that be the catalyst that starts ripping the world apart at it's seams.
5) Have all the Disney characters bemoan their fate and do nothing. UNTIL!--
6) The characters of Sleeping Beauty (i.e. my friends and me) rally round and figure out how to attack this BIG SHADOWY CASTLE OF DOOM in the hope that Aurora is inside.
INCLUDE: Original characters (which are little girls from the "real world" who want to be princesses just like the Disney Princesses...until they discover later that that means getting kidnapped by unnamed-shadowy-evil), a disgustingly pink and frilly bedroom as our Base of Operations, and a snarky narrator/meta voice griping about how this "straight to DVD" movie is just Disney's desperate attempt to brainwash parents and children into spending MORE money on Disney paraphernalia by making old Disney characters "Cool" again.
To which Merryweather (me) and Flora (adjectivegirl) take serious offence; Maleficent singealiene) just smiles evilly, as she's always been considered kick ass. Unlike us fairies.
oh, and there's also a good couple of minutes thatadjectivegirl and I waste arguing over how:
Adjgirl: You can't wear the red top!
me: But...But I started this dream in a red top! Don't tell me I have to change.
Adjgirl: Of COURSE you have to, you're the blue fairy! You can't wear red!
Me: I'll just put on the blue cape and the blue skirt, and I'll be blue by majority--what are you doing! You can't put on my blue skirt!
Adjgirl: like hell I can't! (puts on blue skirt)
Me: But you're the red fairy! You can't wear my skirt!
Adjgirl: Bitch! And you're the blue fairy, you can't wear my red top!
Me: But...everyone knows that it's really only the skirt color that matters!
Adjgirl: fuck it, if we have to go out and save the world, I want to fucking match (grabs for the blue top)
Me: OK OK! FINE! The red top is yours!
(exchange clothes, and balance is restored once more to the universe)
And then throw in a chase scene a la "Night at the Museum". With Disney characters.
Sorry, Aurora, but I don't know if we actually managed to save you, or if we even got to the castle! Because as soon as we finished getting our asses chased by said unnamed-shadowy-evil, my brain decided it had had enough of that, and it wanted to have a "Cabaret" themed dream instead.
2) Have me and my friends replay our Halloween roles of all the Characters from Disney's Sleeping Beauty.
3) Have Aurora (
sirenofaverne) get kidnapped by some as-yet-totally-unnamed-shadowy-evil. 4) Have that be the catalyst that starts ripping the world apart at it's seams.
5) Have all the Disney characters bemoan their fate and do nothing. UNTIL!--
6) The characters of Sleeping Beauty (i.e. my friends and me) rally round and figure out how to attack this BIG SHADOWY CASTLE OF DOOM in the hope that Aurora is inside.
INCLUDE: Original characters (which are little girls from the "real world" who want to be princesses just like the Disney Princesses...until they discover later that that means getting kidnapped by unnamed-shadowy-evil), a disgustingly pink and frilly bedroom as our Base of Operations, and a snarky narrator/meta voice griping about how this "straight to DVD" movie is just Disney's desperate attempt to brainwash parents and children into spending MORE money on Disney paraphernalia by making old Disney characters "Cool" again.
To which Merryweather (me) and Flora (
adjectivegirl) take serious offence; Maleficent singealiene) just smiles evilly, as she's always been considered kick ass. Unlike us fairies.oh, and there's also a good couple of minutes that
adjectivegirl and I waste arguing over how:Adjgirl: You can't wear the red top!
me: But...But I started this dream in a red top! Don't tell me I have to change.
Adjgirl: Of COURSE you have to, you're the blue fairy! You can't wear red!
Me: I'll just put on the blue cape and the blue skirt, and I'll be blue by majority--what are you doing! You can't put on my blue skirt!
Adjgirl: like hell I can't! (puts on blue skirt)
Me: But you're the red fairy! You can't wear my skirt!
Adjgirl: Bitch! And you're the blue fairy, you can't wear my red top!
Me: But...everyone knows that it's really only the skirt color that matters!
Adjgirl: fuck it, if we have to go out and save the world, I want to fucking match (grabs for the blue top)
Me: OK OK! FINE! The red top is yours!
(exchange clothes, and balance is restored once more to the universe)
And then throw in a chase scene a la "Night at the Museum". With Disney characters.
Sorry, Aurora, but I don't know if we actually managed to save you, or if we even got to the castle! Because as soon as we finished getting our asses chased by said unnamed-shadowy-evil, my brain decided it had had enough of that, and it wanted to have a "Cabaret" themed dream instead.
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Date: 2007-01-18 06:16 am (UTC)