MY NEW LIFE GOALS

[ink_n_imp]

THIS IS THE ONLY CONTEXT YOU GET BITCH.

Nella's New Goals In Life:

1) be a hobbit
2) Learn to not only sing, but tell people to fuck off.
3) become new sex symbol
4) Come back fucking crazy like Judy Garland on acid

etc etc etc

Comments

[toddpage.livejournal.com]

If I was straight, I'd help with #3.

Did I go there?

I did.

I did.

[ink-n-imp.livejournal.com]

...help me with number 4 then?

Did I go there?

Hell Yes I Just Did. ;)

[toddpage.livejournal.com]

Oh, I am ALL over that.

You know how the gays love judy garland.

[ink-n-imp.livejournal.com]

DAMN STRAIGHT.

...METAPHORICALLY.

I'm counting on you'se guys for this one.

[zekkass.livejournal.com]

*tilts head until she hits the other side*

[ink-n-imp.livejournal.com]

Don't ask questions. Just give in to the power of the tea.

[zekkass.livejournal.com]

*nods; backs away* If I may - wear faux fur. That always helps with the sex symbol bit.

[gaslightgallows]

It's always good to give yourself attainable goals. I'd like to buy advance tickets to your first public fuck-off concert.

[ink-n-imp.livejournal.com]

FRONT SEATS. THEY ARE YOURS.

[gaslightgallows]

AWESOME. I'll keep one and scalp the rest on eBay. :D

[swankyfunk.livejournal.com]

Seriously, the more I read it, the funnier it gets, and the more attainable it seems.

[ink-n-imp.livejournal.com]

AND HOW.

FIVE YEAR PLAN BABY. THE COMMIES WON'T HAVE SHIT ON ME.