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*Lady!Boss is snarking with Token!Brit, refusing to give him a roll of gaffers tape. I sidle over, handing him the tape that was on my desk. Lady!Boss glares*

Lady!Boss: You’re not suppose to just GIVE him gaffer’s tape when I’ve giving him a hard time about giving him gaffer’s tape!
Me: But…he gave me cake. I had to.
Lady!Boss: He’s gay!
Me: But he gave me cake!
Lady!Boss: *pouting* You don’t love me anymore!
Me: I only used him for his cake! It’s you I love!
Lady!Boss: That’s so romantic!...you cheating bitch.

I’m ruined guys. Forever ruined for all other professionally minded, appropriate acting, anti-harassment PC work places.

RUINED.

Comments

[mosellegreen.livejournal.com]

XD

[toddpage.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Working in places that care about that stuff SUCKS after you've gotten to work in one of them.

Has to be said...

[mellifluous-ink.livejournal.com]

The cake is a lie, Nella. The cake is a damnable LIE.

[gaslightgallows]

See what trouble workplace romances cause? ;)