Slightly creepifying eye candy FTW?

[ink_n_imp]

So, what do you get when you have a fucking sexy historic building?

You get magazine photo shoots like these.

Seriously, it was weird if only for the 3 days of half-naked, Spock-haircut sporting boys (and yes, I say BOYS; they were teenagers, we felt so skeezy) walking around, standing in line waiting for what looked like a S&M smack down.

But still, end of the day, there's nothing quite like going to work to find half naked, Spock-haircut sporting boys in vaguely school like uniforms lying about the place.

Just saying.


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In other news, STILL can't quite hear out of my left ear. First time in a pool ALL SUMMER, and I'm seriously beginning to regret it.

Comments

[swankyfunk.livejournal.com]

WTF. No, seriously, WTF.




WTF.

Jawohl, Fraulein INDEED.

[ink-n-imp.livejournal.com]

Jawohl, indeed. At times it was like a 3rd Reich version of Children of the Corn.

[mellifluous-ink.livejournal.com]

What... what... what the hell is this supposed to even be? o_O

[ink-n-imp.livejournal.com]

You're guess is as good as mine.

It would have been a thousand times better with a better female, I just know it. She's just so...BLEGH. And she looks like the boys can break her with their MINDS. Or something.

The vacant looks don't help, either.

Pfft, you and I could make a sexier more engaging spread in our SLEEP.

[mellifluous-ink.livejournal.com]

WANT TO? :D

[innocentsmith.livejournal.com]

I am bewildered, and left feeling that my overall pervert quotient has gone up a point or two just for looking at those photos. But in, like, a classy, retro way.

[ink-n-imp.livejournal.com]

Perverted, and feeling as if one has not only touched another inappropriately, but that you HAVE BEEN touched inappropriately?

Cause if so, I feel ya.

[missdewey.livejournal.com]

o.O

No. Umm, just no.

[ink-n-imp.livejournal.com]

There are at least 4 things I can think of changing in the pictures and whatnot that would make them go from disconcerting to bullet-proof kink for me. But I suppose this is why these people are big wig magazine photo shoot types and I'm not.

[great-stoneface.livejournal.com]

Now those, ladies and gentlepersons, are some FUCKING BOWL CUTS! Jesus. Respect!

[ink-n-imp.livejournal.com]

Bowl Cut: Official Hair Cut of the Vulcan Science Academy.

Just don't ask about their extracurricular activities. I feel like Jim and Bones always suspected Vulcans as a species were kinky, kinky bastards.

[topazera.livejournal.com]

Well, that is just something every workplace cannot boast. Kinky Vulcan wrestlers. Huh!

[ink-n-imp.livejournal.com]

...I sorta want that as a placard on my desk now, or something.

...Now I want kinky Vulcan wrestlers. With more ears and less blonde.

Pon Farr, anyone?