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ink_n_impDramatis Personae:
Nella a.k.a. Me
Lady!Boss a.k.a. Lady!Boss
Her Boss a.k.a. The Captain a.k.a. Father
The Copier a.k.a. Debbie (The Bitch)
Our scene opens to Nella and Lady!Boss sitting at their desks. Nella's desk is faced away from Lady!Boss, her back to her. Lady!Boss's desk is next to Father's--he's desk faces hers. The pair are typing away at this and that, when suddenly, through an email, Lady!Boss proclaims!--
Lady!Boss: Dad looks mad that he had to fill the copier
Me: *likewise through email* Yes, after all, we should be able to divine from over here when the printers need refilling.
Lady!Boss: But of course…Debbie that BITCH… you’d think she’d give us a heads up!
Me: You KNOW that Debbie lives to make us look bad in front of Father…
Lady!Boss: Hahahaha That whore.
Me: I can’t decide if she’s the sister from the other marriage, or the evil step mother.
Lady!Boss: I think she’s the sister from the other marriage from the evil step mother.
Me: And not even the red-headed one that’s just kinda of stupid and ends up being alright and marries the baker.
Lady!Boss: EXACTLY!!!!...Debbie is the blonde evil one that every one thinks is sweet and innocent…. And then goes and marries the town hottie and cheats on him with the town sleaze bucket for money!!!
Me: She’s also a DIRTY whore—that’s the second time in a week I’ve had to wipe her down to get rid of lines in the copies.
*a pause of some time, when suddenly--*
Lady!Boss: Do you understand, how hard…. It is…. Not to laugh right NOW?
Me: Oh, I sympathize. It’s a damn good thing my back is to Father. And on that note. Mwha. MWHAHA. MWHAHAHAHAH.
~*~
BLEGH TUESDAYS.
Nella a.k.a. Me
Lady!Boss a.k.a. Lady!Boss
Her Boss a.k.a. The Captain a.k.a. Father
The Copier a.k.a. Debbie (The Bitch)
Our scene opens to Nella and Lady!Boss sitting at their desks. Nella's desk is faced away from Lady!Boss, her back to her. Lady!Boss's desk is next to Father's--he's desk faces hers. The pair are typing away at this and that, when suddenly, through an email, Lady!Boss proclaims!--
Lady!Boss: Dad looks mad that he had to fill the copier
Me: *likewise through email* Yes, after all, we should be able to divine from over here when the printers need refilling.
Lady!Boss: But of course…Debbie that BITCH… you’d think she’d give us a heads up!
Me: You KNOW that Debbie lives to make us look bad in front of Father…
Lady!Boss: Hahahaha That whore.
Me: I can’t decide if she’s the sister from the other marriage, or the evil step mother.
Lady!Boss: I think she’s the sister from the other marriage from the evil step mother.
Me: And not even the red-headed one that’s just kinda of stupid and ends up being alright and marries the baker.
Lady!Boss: EXACTLY!!!!...Debbie is the blonde evil one that every one thinks is sweet and innocent…. And then goes and marries the town hottie and cheats on him with the town sleaze bucket for money!!!
Me: She’s also a DIRTY whore—that’s the second time in a week I’ve had to wipe her down to get rid of lines in the copies.
*a pause of some time, when suddenly--*
Lady!Boss: Do you understand, how hard…. It is…. Not to laugh right NOW?
Me: Oh, I sympathize. It’s a damn good thing my back is to Father. And on that note. Mwha. MWHAHA. MWHAHAHAHAH.
~*~
BLEGH TUESDAYS.
