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[ink_n_imp]

Good God, I can't even. There are NOT enough hours in my days anymore! Every time I try to sit down and write something, or try to find the time to film something, I just can't! There's too much else to do in the meanwhile! I mean, good lord, the only thing I've accomplished yesterday besides clearing off my desk and tidying up my room was posting pictures with commentary for Lindsay! It's only Tuesday and I am ready to crash and BURN. In a way I'm almost (BUT REALLY JUST BARELY) grateful for this impending Snow-pocalypse—it's my ticket out of a few things I JUST DON'T HAVE TIME FOR. D:



IN OTHER MORE EXCITING NEWS, Lindsay has been trying to figure out how to review My Little Ponies. I don't remember watching that show when I was a wee!Nella, but by God did I have the ponies themselves. Lucky for her, I have no shame and tend to HOARD things, for I still HAVE all of my childhood My Little Ponies. After retrieving them from my parents' attic, I threw the following together last night as inspiration for her. Because that's what internet sidekick BFFs DO.

This is the ruler of the Little Ponies. He rules with an iron-shod hoof, and is obviously a male because in the mind of the wee!Nella, Clydesdale=male. *shrugs*

This is his wife and son. The son is blissfully ignorant of the fact that his mother cries herself to sleep every night.

This the the very attractive school teaching pony with the youngest and most impressionable of her pupils. She was often played as a teacher/prostitute with a heart-of-gold. Why I was so obsessed with the idea of hookers with hearts of gold AS A CHILD, I don't know. If you can figure it out, tell me?

Our school teacher pony is kind and respectful to all of the little , even the ones that just look fucking weird.

Seriously, a fucking dino!pony? What is this, the Flintstones?

Meanwhile, the middle schooled aged ponies are too cool to be so understanding and accepting of people who look different.

"NAA NAA YOU'RE NOT A REAL PONY YOU HAVE WINGS! GO AWAY WINGED PONY!"

I mean, just look at him. What a FREAK.

"Whatever, you think you have it bad?" said the Littlest of the My Little Ponies. "I'm fucking TINY man, and that fucking Clydesdale what rules us all sure as hell doesn't look where he's going!"

So the two misfits banded together, and a friendship was born.

"Wow, you're like, a total misfit like the rest of us," said Giraffe!MLP. "TOTALLY, you should, like, totes hang with us," said the constantly tripping Zebra!MLP. "NARF!" Said the dino!MLP. And this is why you shouldn't take drugs, kids. Or become a dirty free loving hippie like those three.

But whatever! It's better to have dirty free loving hippies as friends than no one, right!

"You see, impressionable young baby ponies, you shouldn't discriminate against anyone," said the teacher!pony. "Ok!" chimed the baby!ponies, because they were babies and impressionable, and joined the misfits.

"PFFT what a bunch of freaks!" said one of the haughty, too cool middle school ponies. But the Appletree!Son of the Clydesdale and his depressed, emotionally abused mother looked at the misfits, and wished he could join them.

BUT THIS ANGERED FATHER CLYDESDALE. This land should only be for the strong and worthy, DEFINITELY not for dirty free loving hippie freak ponies!

"But dear," said mother!pony, not daring to look her husband in the eye. "Wouldn't it be better if--"

"SILENCE, WOMAN, MY WORD IS LAW!"

"YOU WILL CEASE THIS DIRTY FREE LOVING OF MUTUAL ADMIRATION AND RESPECT FOR OTHERS' DIFFERENCES!" But teacher!pony was so not cowed by his angry, prejudiced tirade.

So he ruthlessly attacked her! Because she was encouraging understanding and respect for others and was a female! (and sometimes, even a prostitute with a heart of gold)

"No, please, you must stop this!" mother!pony cried, finally finding her voice after years of terrified subserviance to her husband's will. "Dad, what are you doing to our beloved teacher! Stop!" cried his son, as he suffered the crippling blow to his total admiration towards his sire.

As the rest of the little ponies looked on in horror. Even the haughty too cool middle schoolers, because even if you have acted bad towards others yourself you should feel bad when bad things happen to other people. (child logic)

And at that moment, the Great Lunar Polar Bear descended from the frozen wastes of the moon. He had witnessed all, and could not stand by idly anymore.

He approached.

"What are you doing, o great Clydesdale!" he cried. "Why must you cause such pain, when you should love all equally, regardless of who they are! What sort of leader of ponies are you, to do such a thing!"

"You must repent of your hatred, and embrace all ponies, not just those who you think are worthy!" the Great Lunar Polar Bear said, and you must remember, I was 6-8 years old AND VERY CATHOLIC. Except the sort of Catholic child who totally doesn't get where "love one another" meant "...except for, you know, THOSE PEOPLE." I digress.

"I am so ashamed of my hate," said the Clydesdale. As he should be.

"All is forgiven, husband," said mother!horse, and she resolved herself to accept her place in a loveless marriage. I swear I had a happy childhood, I SWEAR IT.

And they all lived in peace and harmony and love from that day on, as the Great Lunar Polar Bear looked down upon them, and was pleased.

He also became quite fond of the school teacher!pony, who sometimes was a prostitute with a heart of gold. Like I said, I was very Catholic, and dude, we have the ultimate whore with a heart of gold, Mary Magdelene. (I sorta shipped her and Jesus as a wee!Nella) ((Where am I going, and why am I in this hand basket)) THE END.

Comments

[mellifluous-ink.livejournal.com]

I have schoolteacher pony.

Also if you ever don't want these anymore I would like them. Just so you know. I am into MLPs and I only have one left (well two, but the pink one got chewed up by a rat D8).

[ncc-gqmf.livejournal.com]

Okay I was going to leave this as a blank comment but Fraser and Ray look more judgmental and less "LOL wut" than I had intended.

So instead: LOL wut

[ink-n-imp.livejournal.com]

(heh, and this icon was my response to Fraser/RayK. And I got the "lol, wut" from them ^_^)

[swankyfunk.livejournal.com]

That...was pretty damn fantastic. It was like A Very Special My Little Pony.

And I'm not sure, but I vaguely recall that the Clydesdales were introduced specifically to be boy ponies. Though I certainly don't remember the dino!ponies or the other mutated factions.

[grey-bard.livejournal.com]

Yes. The Clydesdales were specifically marked as boy ponies. And I, too, never saw the dino ponies before. Interesting!

[ink-n-imp.livejournal.com]

Heh, well, that makes so much sense that they were ACTUALLY marketed as boy ponies!

....I really wish I understood the dino!pony though.

[grey-bard.livejournal.com]

I have a bunch of ponies too! When I was little they were my *favorite*. I... okay, I had *one* male pony, but he was kind of a side character. All the others were girls (as they were, indeed, marketed). But weirdly, this did not stop me from pairing them off... I was five, I had no idea what gay was, aaaand several of my favorite ponies were dating each other.

Also, I had villain ponies. Well, maybe not villain, but antagonist ponies.

[ink-n-imp.livejournal.com]

Heh, well, of COURSE you paired them off! Because when you're a wee!child, having pairings make more sense than not having a pairing for the silly reason of that they are the same gender. ^_^

But yea, it's like how I TOTALLY had lesbian Barbie dolls (OH the lesbian Barbies I had!)

I am convinced children make better/more complex/morally ambiguous story lines in their toy playing than the most of the corresponding cartoons ever could.

[gaslightgallows]

You are so not the only person to have shipped Jesus/Mary Magdalene as a wee!Catholic. You're among hand-basket hellions here.

[ink-n-imp.livejournal.com]

FOR SERIOUS. THEIR LOVE IS SO "FUCK YOU" TO THE HATERS.

[innocentsmith.livejournal.com]

You are awesomely insane.

Also, doesn't everyone ship Jesus/Mary Magdalene? Right, okay, there are also the people who slash Jesus/John or Jesus/Judas, but Jesus/Mary is probably the most popular ship overall.

Theirloveissocanon(inmorethanonesenseoftheword)!

[ink-n-imp.livejournal.com]

Yea, it's good to know that I've always been this insane. It's been, you know, aging like a fine wine and with a better vocabulary.

Jesus/Mary OTP! Though, I've always been for David/Jonathan myself for the OTP, and I'm always for a little Peter/Paul love!hate too. though that just my crack pairing, dontcha know.

[leupagus.livejournal.com]

This is so beautiful I can't even.

I can't.

EVEN.

[ink-n-imp.livejournal.com]

Good to know a recreation of my childhood games can leave people speechless. ;)

[thelauderdale.livejournal.com]

Wow. I think I have Great Lunar Polar Bear and "fucking TINY man" at home. 0_o

[thelauderdale.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah. Came to this via elspethdixon.

[ladymordecai.livejournal.com]

I have one question--that's the bear from Moondreamers! Have you heard of Moondreamers? Or is this a case of "I had the toy, I had no idea it was attached to a trippy 80s made-for-video tv show." I've never yet met anyone else who's heard of Moondreamers, you will make my day if you have.

PS: here via elspethdixon

[ibythetide.livejournal.com]

not sure how i stumbled on this link but i had to say, hoshit. URSA! you actually still have a moon dreamer toy? i thought i was the only one (had ursa but left it on a plane but i still have roary.)

you made me very happy!