*GOUGES EYEBALLS!!!!*

After being trapped in the Smithhaven Mall all day, I have come to the realization that should I end up in Hell, I know EXACTLY what it will be like.

It will be a tropical paradise. But a tropical paradise I will be unable to enjoy, because ALL there will be to wear will be white capris, halter tops, and flimsy bathing suits who's sole purpose is for artful and sexually appealing lounging, and not ACTUAL swimming. Oh, and there will be no alcohol in which to drown my woes in, for it will also be a TEETOTAL tropical paradise.

*SHUDDERS*

GOD I HATE SHOPPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!