Some more musings.
Feb. 16th, 2005 07:27 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ink_n_impBoy, do I have a doozie of an insurance nightmare tale for YOU! But I'm still too floored by human IMCOMPETENCE to expound here.
Instead, I'd like to continue my musings on what BlueCross/BlueShield could POSSIBLY have done to piss NYU off to the point they give you a fucking hard time if you try to use NYU services with BCBS insurance(Co-mused with Brendan):
1) BCBS fucked NYU's sister, and then broadcast it on the internet.
2) BCBS faked a illness to get NYU to fall in love with them.
3) BCBS drank the last of the NYU's milk and put the empty container back in the refrigerator.
4) BCBS forgot to tape the series finale of M*A*S*H for NYU.
5) BCBS ate the last of NYU's Easy Mac.
6) BCBS got really drunk and puked on NYU.
7) BCBS sex-hiled NYU ONE TOO MANY TIMES.
8) BCBS defenestrated* NYU.
9) BCBS stole NYU's girlfriend.
10) BCBS proposed to NYU in a highly embarrassing public way, thinking that if it was a public proposal NYU would be to embarrassed to say "no".
So, anyone want to add other reasons why NYU would hate BCBS's guts?
*Brendan claims that "defenestrated" means " An act of throwing someone or something out of a window."
Instead, I'd like to continue my musings on what BlueCross/BlueShield could POSSIBLY have done to piss NYU off to the point they give you a fucking hard time if you try to use NYU services with BCBS insurance(Co-mused with Brendan):
1) BCBS fucked NYU's sister, and then broadcast it on the internet.
2) BCBS faked a illness to get NYU to fall in love with them.
3) BCBS drank the last of the NYU's milk and put the empty container back in the refrigerator.
4) BCBS forgot to tape the series finale of M*A*S*H for NYU.
5) BCBS ate the last of NYU's Easy Mac.
6) BCBS got really drunk and puked on NYU.
7) BCBS sex-hiled NYU ONE TOO MANY TIMES.
8) BCBS defenestrated* NYU.
9) BCBS stole NYU's girlfriend.
10) BCBS proposed to NYU in a highly embarrassing public way, thinking that if it was a public proposal NYU would be to embarrassed to say "no".
So, anyone want to add other reasons why NYU would hate BCBS's guts?
*Brendan claims that "defenestrated" means " An act of throwing someone or something out of a window."
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*chuckle*
Date: 2005-02-17 03:13 am (UTC)