ink_n_imp | Woohoo, iTunes magic eight ball!!

Stolen from

muneybags6 cause I thought it was pretty damn cool.

What do you think of me, iTunes?

Will I have a happy life?
"Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better" from Annie Get Your Gun
Um, does this speak of my deep-rooted belief and therefore anguish that I'm mediocre?

What do my friends think of me?
"It's De-Lovely" by Cole Porter.
Aw, you like me, you really like me!

Do people secretly lust after me?
"Goodbye My Love" from Ragtime

How can I make myself happy?
"Somebody Told Me" The Killers.
So...get someone to tell me that you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend that I had in February of last year...I'll be happy.

What should I do with my life?
"Mrs Robinson" Simon and Garfunkel
Seduce younger men? Check. Gotcha. I'll start getting on that then.

Why must life be so full of pain?
"What Child Is This" Enya
AHA!! A song about Baby Jesus!! The World is painful 'cause it makes the Baby Jesus cries! I understand now!

How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
"Mine, Mine, Mine" from Disney's Pocahontas. (Yes, it's on my iTunes, and for a damn good reason.)

All I have to say is....

BWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Will I ever have children?
"Building a Mystery" Sarah Mclachlan
...I guess THAT one's up in the air.

Will I die happy?
"Hitchin' a Ride" Green Day.
Woh, here's one with all sorts of deeper meaning when applied to the question...But I'd think...no. Not with lyrics like "Troubled times/you know I cannot lie/I'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride"

Can you give me some advice?
"Kyle's Mom's a Bitch" South Park
Hehe...ain't that the truth.

Do you know where your children are?
"Star Wars Cantina (Copa Cabana parody)"...unknown
The children are in a galaxy far, far away.

What do you think happiness is?
"Along Came Bialy" from The Producers.

What's your favourite fetish?
"Bootstraps' Bootstraps" from Pirates of the Caribbean soundtrack
S&M then.

What is the meaning of life?
"High Times, Hard Times" from The Newsies.
Life is shit. Know this.

What should I do right now?
"Escape: The Pina Colada Song" ...I know kazaa doesn't have the right name.

Alright then.
*VAMOOSE!*