She Likes Coffee and I Like Tea

Since my breakup with the enternal roommate singealiene(who is still THE enternal roommate though we live apart now *tear*), leiasolo8 has been proposing marriage to me, and yesterday, I happily accepted!!!

*THROWS RICE AND CONFETTI!!*

You are all invited to the union of Ms. and Ms. Jenni and Antonella Login-Inserra. The ceremony will be presided by Hymenaeus, god of weddings, and there will be a reception and party favors afterwards.

Also, tloz_link5 is the best man. neoninja is the ring bearer. rathbandu will be the asshole uncle that gets drunk and tells embarrassing/disgusting stories.

Oh course, these positions are tentative, and only represent a FRACTION of the positions still available! So if you want to get in on the bridal party/guest list, just RSVP!!


Hope to see you all there!!

P.S. Is totally joking of course.

P.P.S. Even though she's totally serious.

Boy, do I have a doozie of an insurance nightmare tale for YOU! But I'm still too floored by human IMCOMPETENCE to expound here.

Instead, I'd like to continue my musings on what BlueCross/BlueShield could POSSIBLY have done to piss NYU off to the point they give you a fucking hard time if you try to use NYU services with BCBS insurance(Co-mused with Brendan):

1) BCBS fucked NYU's sister, and then broadcast it on the internet.

2) BCBS faked a illness to get NYU to fall in love with them.

3) BCBS drank the last of the NYU's milk and put the empty container back in the refrigerator.

4) BCBS forgot to tape the series finale of M*A*S*H for NYU.

5) BCBS ate the last of NYU's Easy Mac.

6) BCBS got really drunk and puked on NYU.

7) BCBS sex-hiled NYU ONE TOO MANY TIMES.

8) BCBS defenestrated* NYU.

9) BCBS stole NYU's girlfriend.

10) BCBS proposed to NYU in a highly embarrassing public way, thinking that if it was a public proposal NYU would be to embarrassed to say "no".



So, anyone want to add other reasons why NYU would hate BCBS's guts?





*Brendan claims that "defenestrated" means " An act of throwing someone or something out of a window."