She Likes Coffee and I Like Tea

For absolutely no good reason, I'm going to post three pictures of my cat, Piper. Because he's very fat, he's very photogenic, I'm very tired, and he's very likely to kill me in my sleep for the first picture.

( Santa's Little Helper...who's about to rip my EYEBALLS out. )


( Yes, so he may LOOK like an adorable whittle kitty cat... )


( ...But sleep with one eye open. )