She Likes Coffee and I Like Tea

Holy Shit, Full Metal Alchemist, Slash and PHANTOM OF THE OPERA, together as ONE?!?!

FUCKING FANGIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOU HARD!!!!!!!!

Look, FMA fangirls of the world: you can slash Roy and Ed all you want, whatever, don't care, power to you and their pedophilic relationship, I'm not listening, blah blah...

BUT DRAW ROY AS THE PHANTOM AND ED AS SOME WEIRD CHRISTINE/RAOUL HYBRID?!!

NO! NAY! CEASE! DESIST!! Fuck OFF!!

There are some crossovers that should NEVER BE.


( behold...it BURNS my SOUL. )

So, many, many things have happened since my last update. I went sailing with Tammy, who managed to roll out of her own goddamn boat. I've been going to the gym, getting unfortunate exercise positions monitored by male trainers. I went to Splish Splash with Wyatt and Dan, got free soda and free candy there as well, and all for only $15.


Oh, and Wyatt introduced me to the glory that is "Fullmetal Alchemist", but refuses to lend me the next four episodes, claiming that I HAVE to watch them with someone else present and absence makes the heart grow fonder, thereby "justifying" leaving me home, alone, and yearning for more of the adventures of Al and Ed. There is only on response worthy of such CALLOUS treatment.

Grrh.



Oh, and "Batman Begins" is the SQUEE!