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ink_n_impSomeone asked over at the STXI anon-meme asked for a Jeeves/Spock story (GOD, could you IMAGINE the eyebrow wars? Hell, even McCoy could jump in and try to hold his own, McCoy’s got a hellava eyebrow himself there…) but all I could imagine was Jeeves and Wooster...crewing the USS Enterprise.
CAPTAIN!BERTIE!: I say, Jeeves, is this thing on? Oh, good, right-o. Captain’s Log, star date 22…er…I say, Jeeves? How do these bally star dates work again? Well, that doesn’t make much sense, does it? I mean to say, good lord, could Starfleet have made them more confusing, what?
Oh, right, um, Space! The final whatsit. These are journeys of the Starship Enterprise--
CAPTAIN!BERTIE: I say, Jeeves, it's a whatsit.
FIRSTOFFICER!JEEVES: ...Sir?
C!BERTIE: You know, a thingamagummy. What's the word, you know, when something isn't what its' suppose to be?
FO!JEEVES: I believe the word you are looking for is "anomaly", sir.
C!BERTIE: That's the ticket! Anomaly. Dashed useful word, that. Gets right to the heart of the matter, doesn’t it, Jeeves?
DOCTOR!GLOSSUP: *enters, fuming* What is the meaning of all this, Wooster!?
C!BERTIE: What ho, Glossup old bean! Seems we've come across an anolomy. Can't figure out what the deuce it is though. Don't suppose you have any ideas?
DOCTOR!GLOSSUP: *haughty eyebrow of doom* Captain Wooster, I am a doctor, NOT a quantum physicist.
FO!JEEVES: *coughing gently like a sheep on a pastoral hill on Rigel 7* I believe it is a lightening storm in space, sir, cause by the sudden creation of a black hole, a singular phenomena that--
C!BERTIE: Jeeves!
FO!JEEVES: Yes, sir?
C!BERTIE: Now, usually I'm all for that sciencey stuff.
FO!JEEVES: Indeed, sir.
C!BERTIE: But there's some sort of bally squid-like nightmare coming out of that anoma-agummy--
FO!JEEVES: Yes, it does put one in mind of the works of HP Lovecraft, and his creation of the monstrous creature known as Chuthlu—
*ALARMS GO OFF!*
LIEUTENANT!BINGO: I say, Bertie! They're firing on us!
C!BERTIE: Good lord, really?
FO!JEEVES: Sir, if I might recommend red alert, and evasive maneuvers?
C!BERTIE: Now, see here, Jeeves, I'm all for the proper feudal spirit but I'm the captain here and I'll give the--RED ALERT! EVASIVE MANUEVERS! AND THROW UP THOSE BALLY SHIELDS!
....AND SO ON. AND SO ON. OH GOD IT'S WRITING ITSELF.
CAPTAIN!BERTIE!: I say, Jeeves, is this thing on? Oh, good, right-o. Captain’s Log, star date 22…er…I say, Jeeves? How do these bally star dates work again? Well, that doesn’t make much sense, does it? I mean to say, good lord, could Starfleet have made them more confusing, what?
Oh, right, um, Space! The final whatsit. These are journeys of the Starship Enterprise--
CAPTAIN!BERTIE: I say, Jeeves, it's a whatsit.
FIRSTOFFICER!JEEVES: ...Sir?
C!BERTIE: You know, a thingamagummy. What's the word, you know, when something isn't what its' suppose to be?
FO!JEEVES: I believe the word you are looking for is "anomaly", sir.
C!BERTIE: That's the ticket! Anomaly. Dashed useful word, that. Gets right to the heart of the matter, doesn’t it, Jeeves?
DOCTOR!GLOSSUP: *enters, fuming* What is the meaning of all this, Wooster!?
C!BERTIE: What ho, Glossup old bean! Seems we've come across an anolomy. Can't figure out what the deuce it is though. Don't suppose you have any ideas?
DOCTOR!GLOSSUP: *haughty eyebrow of doom* Captain Wooster, I am a doctor, NOT a quantum physicist.
FO!JEEVES: *coughing gently like a sheep on a pastoral hill on Rigel 7* I believe it is a lightening storm in space, sir, cause by the sudden creation of a black hole, a singular phenomena that--
C!BERTIE: Jeeves!
FO!JEEVES: Yes, sir?
C!BERTIE: Now, usually I'm all for that sciencey stuff.
FO!JEEVES: Indeed, sir.
C!BERTIE: But there's some sort of bally squid-like nightmare coming out of that anoma-agummy--
FO!JEEVES: Yes, it does put one in mind of the works of HP Lovecraft, and his creation of the monstrous creature known as Chuthlu—
*ALARMS GO OFF!*
LIEUTENANT!BINGO: I say, Bertie! They're firing on us!
C!BERTIE: Good lord, really?
FO!JEEVES: Sir, if I might recommend red alert, and evasive maneuvers?
C!BERTIE: Now, see here, Jeeves, I'm all for the proper feudal spirit but I'm the captain here and I'll give the--RED ALERT! EVASIVE MANUEVERS! AND THROW UP THOSE BALLY SHIELDS!
....AND SO ON. AND SO ON. OH GOD IT'S WRITING ITSELF.
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Date: 2009-05-20 05:29 pm (UTC)Ohh this is brilliant.
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Date: 2009-05-20 06:13 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-05-20 06:24 pm (UTC)God, there's this one blooper reel where Spock is all like "do this, Lt. Uhura" and Nichelle goes "Sure thing, sugar" in the flirtiest voice EVER.
MAN--watching those bloopers, I think I would have given my FIRST BORN to be on that show. FIRST. BORN.
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Date: 2009-05-20 06:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-05-20 10:09 pm (UTC)Skip to 3:20, and that's the bit.
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Date: 2009-05-20 10:12 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-05-20 11:32 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-05-20 07:11 pm (UTC)IT IS THE PUREST MOST BUTTERSCOTCHY CRACK I HAVE EVER SEEN.
You did know I was a Trekker, right? TOS, with a side of TNG.
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Date: 2009-05-20 10:17 pm (UTC)...Now I want to DRAW Bertie and Jeeves a'la Trek. Oh Man. Jeeves the Vulcan. DO WANT. And Bertie in the Captain's shirt, TOO CUTE!
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Date: 2009-05-20 08:49 pm (UTC)\O/
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Date: 2009-05-21 02:55 pm (UTC)Also, someone srsly requested Jeeves/Spock? Clearly I need to revisit the kink meme.
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Date: 2009-05-21 03:29 pm (UTC)Seriously. Jeeves and Wooster in Space.
And all I can imagine is Agatha the Klingon. Or maybe Florence Craye...OH HONORIA!!! YES!!!!!! And I'd think Basset would be the "stars are god's daisy chains" nurse, and Stiffy would be on the bridge, and--no subject
Date: 2009-05-30 07:17 pm (UTC)If you expand this, want me to record it?