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Someone asked over at the STXI anon-meme asked for a Jeeves/Spock story (GOD, could you IMAGINE the eyebrow wars? Hell, even McCoy could jump in and try to hold his own, McCoy’s got a hellava eyebrow himself there…) but all I could imagine was Jeeves and Wooster...crewing the USS Enterprise.
CAPTAIN!BERTIE!: I say, Jeeves, is this thing on? Oh, good, right-o. Captain’s Log, star date 22…er…I say, Jeeves? How do these bally star dates work again? Well, that doesn’t make much sense, does it? I mean to say, good lord, could Starfleet have made them more confusing, what?
Oh, right, um, Space! The final whatsit. These are journeys of the Starship Enterprise--
( ALL THRUSTERS GO FOR QUICKIE CROSSOVER MADNESS!!! )
....AND SO ON. AND SO ON. OH GOD IT'S WRITING ITSELF.
CAPTAIN!BERTIE!: I say, Jeeves, is this thing on? Oh, good, right-o. Captain’s Log, star date 22…er…I say, Jeeves? How do these bally star dates work again? Well, that doesn’t make much sense, does it? I mean to say, good lord, could Starfleet have made them more confusing, what?
Oh, right, um, Space! The final whatsit. These are journeys of the Starship Enterprise--
( ALL THRUSTERS GO FOR QUICKIE CROSSOVER MADNESS!!! )
....AND SO ON. AND SO ON. OH GOD IT'S WRITING ITSELF.
