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hearts_blood is writing a song for me to sing at her Decemberween shingdig, and it requires MORE INNENDO! And of the "That's what she said!" variety!The song is entitled, "You've Got Me Over a Barrel", and I shall be wearing my top hat. And I'll have to remember to get my hands on a cane. Thank goodness I have that new vest, and my old pocket watch still.
But! We need sexual double entendres. So far, all I have to offer is a transcription of when Lindsay was in town last March:
Lindsay: (On making the DVD player work) Disc is incompatible? Who cares? Give it to me!
Nella: ...that's what she said.
Nella: (On how to feed the rat without getting bitten) "You just stick it through the hole in the top!"
Lisa: (from other room, while on the phone) That's what she said!
Lisa: (on a watch she owns) It's very beautiful, just manly, large, and mighty.
Tammy: ...that's what she said.
Lindsay: That's a good point.
Lisa: I'm full of good points.
Lindsay: That's what she said.
Lindsay (in reference to above TWSS): Damn, Lisa, you're racking them up.
Lisa: That's what she said!
Lindsay: (in reference to "Helping Hands" scene in Labyrinth) Jennifer Connoly's like, I guess I'll go down!
Lisa: That's what she said.
Lisa: I can't wait to eat this baby.
Nella: That's what she said.
Jennifer Connoly: Take me as far as you can into the labyrinth and then I'll do it on my own.
Lisa: That's what she said.
Brian: (On a red velvet cake with walnuts on it) Naturally, Sherry got it with nuts.
Nella: That's what she said.
Tammy: I left my purse at Lisa's... I want to go get it.
Lisa: That's what she said?
Lisa: (On Brian getting to Williamsburg through Manhattan on the L) So, you have to go in to go back out.
Brian: That's what she said.
Brian: Well, I could warm you up or offer my coat.
Lisa: I'd rather be warmed from the inside.... and that's what she said.
Brian (getting his phone): Scuse me, I'm just going to reach in here for a minute.
Lisa: That's what she said.
Sorry, I didn't want you to think I was doing anything, that was my phone vibrating.
Lisa: I didn't feel it.
Brian: That's what she said.
SO! If any of you on my fine, fine dirty minded f-list (AND YES I AM LOOKING AT MY TREKKIE AND MERLIN GIRLS) can think of other double entendres that I am socially obligated to sing at a Decemberween party, do comment!
(...I promise video of my high jinks? Is that incentive enough?)
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Date: 2009-11-12 03:17 pm (UTC)My, that's a mouthful
You had me going
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Date: 2009-11-12 06:19 pm (UTC)Oh, this is gonna be GOOD. And German Cabaret-y.
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Date: 2009-11-12 06:58 pm (UTC)These are so cheesy it hurts
Date: 2009-11-12 08:04 pm (UTC)On the ball
Any use of the word smut, as in a smudge or bit of dirt ('you've got a smut on you')
Jumping to cockclusions
...and since you're Catholic, son of a Bish.
EPIC EDIT: S/he had me licked!
Takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'!
Meat that can't be beat!
Stealing the family jewels!
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Date: 2009-11-12 10:00 pm (UTC)Han: Stir the sour cream, tinyman!
Me: (vaguely) You move really fast. (pause) ...That's what she said.
Mind you, this sort of thing doesn't happen often (we don't really do 'that's what she said' stuff at our house, for whatever reason); it happened because I'd read your blog as soon as you posted this, but I had nothing useful to contribute back then because I was really tired and it was like four in the morning.
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Date: 2009-11-13 12:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-11-13 12:39 am (UTC)I'll have to go down and get it
Slippery when wet
Want to come inside?
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Date: 2009-11-13 06:57 am (UTC)INAPPROPRIATE NOW THAT I HAVE A REASON TO. D: