A wizard' staff has a knob at the end of it....

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hearts_blood is writing a song for me to sing at her Decemberween shingdig, and it requires MORE INNENDO! And of the "That's what she said!" variety!

The song is entitled, "You've Got Me Over a Barrel", and I shall be wearing my top hat. And I'll have to remember to get my hands on a cane. Thank goodness I have that new vest, and my old pocket watch still.

But! We need sexual double entendres. So far, all I have to offer is a transcription of when Lindsay was in town last March:


Lindsay: (On making the DVD player work) Disc is incompatible? Who cares? Give it to me!
Nella: ...that's what she said.

Nella: (On how to feed the rat without getting bitten) "You just stick it through the hole in the top!"
Lisa: (from other room, while on the phone) That's what she said!

Lisa: (on a watch she owns) It's very beautiful, just manly, large, and mighty.
Tammy: ...that's what she said.

Lindsay: That's a good point.
Lisa: I'm full of good points.
Lindsay: That's what she said.

Lindsay (in reference to above TWSS): Damn, Lisa, you're racking them up.
Lisa: That's what she said!

Lindsay: (in reference to "Helping Hands" scene in Labyrinth) Jennifer Connoly's like, I guess I'll go down!
Lisa: That's what she said.

Lisa: I can't wait to eat this baby.
Nella: That's what she said.

Jennifer Connoly: Take me as far as you can into the labyrinth and then I'll do it on my own.
Lisa: That's what she said.

Brian: (On a red velvet cake with walnuts on it) Naturally, Sherry got it with nuts.
Nella: That's what she said.

Tammy: I left my purse at Lisa's... I want to go get it.
Lisa: That's what she said?

Lisa: (On Brian getting to Williamsburg through Manhattan on the L) So, you have to go in to go back out.
Brian: That's what she said.

Brian: Well, I could warm you up or offer my coat.
Lisa: I'd rather be warmed from the inside.... and that's what she said.

Brian (getting his phone): Scuse me, I'm just going to reach in here for a minute.
Lisa: That's what she said.

Sorry, I didn't want you to think I was doing anything, that was my phone vibrating.
Lisa: I didn't feel it.
Brian: That's what she said.


SO! If any of you on my fine, fine dirty minded f-list (AND YES I AM LOOKING AT MY TREKKIE AND MERLIN GIRLS) can think of other double entendres that I am socially obligated to sing at a Decemberween party, do comment!

(...I promise video of my high jinks? Is that incentive enough?)

Comments

These are so cheesy it hurts

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Hump Day/over the hump

On the ball

Any use of the word smut, as in a smudge or bit of dirt ('you've got a smut on you')

Jumping to cockclusions

...and since you're Catholic, son of a Bish.

EPIC EDIT: S/he had me licked!

Takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'!

Meat that can't be beat!

Stealing the family jewels!